I Sew Myself Shut!!!

Thursday, March 23, 2006

worst train ride of the year...

i woke up today feeling really sleepy and grouchy... but din have a choice cos i'm having attachment... reluctantly i climbed down my bed (yes... it's a double decker) and i saw my brother snuggling comfortably in bed... "damn" i said to myself... if only i can be on mc too... i sauntered into my mum's bedroom to use the bathroom and i saw my mum and sis still in lala land... "double damn!!!" this time was out loud but they merely stirred a little and was sound asleep again... went to get changed and frankly... think i look like i'm wearing pyjamas to work today... wore jeans and a long sleeve shirt with stripes down and i din tuck in... looked in the mirror and tot i looked pretty ok... yeah... was about to wear my contact lens and was digging into the container when i realised i couldn't find them... i panicked a little... wondering where i had left them... it was den i realised... i left them in my eyes overnight.... ARGHHHH!!!! i'm gonna die of eye infection!!!! no lah... so it saved me the trouble of putting them on... walked out getting tready to leave den i realised i forgot to take socks... "darn!!!" i blurted... startling my maid... left the house with music of machi di di blasting in my ears... trying to wake myself up... dragged my feet all the way to the mrt... wanted to buy carrot cake from cheers cos was feeling a little hungry... but of all things it has to be the carrot cake that is out of stock... (so my stomach is still rumbling now...)

now the train ride...
first... no space to sit... nvrmd... expected... gradually pple of all sorts filled the train... really of all sorts... at sembawang... this ah pek came in dressed in flip flops and singlet (of cos with an unsightly pair of shorts) and stood right in front of me... he had a horrible stench and everybody moved away... at least tried to... i had a space to move to as well but i was in a very comfortable position and i din wanna risk losing that space of mine so i stubbornly stayed there... fortunately... he got down at khatib... i could once breathe again... but this was only the breginning of my nightmare ride... at ang mo kio... this guy... ok he is pretty ok looking... but he is a damn bloody heavy smoker... n u noe how sensitive i am towards the smell of cigarettes... and i really hate it... stood there... once again right in front of me... till the next stop... thank goodness more pple had to come in and he had to shift his cute little butt in...

NOOOO!!! i did not observe his butt... just a description to make this entry a little more interesting... yeah...

den... this stupid lady came in with i dunno what kinda perfume she was wearing... so darn smelly i tell u... she stood beside me on my left and raised her hand up to hold the bar on my right... y cant she just hold the bar on my left? wah lao eh... i tell u the smell that came out from her armpit was worse then going to the bloody dumpster at carl's junior... that situation stayed till we reached toa payoh and thank god... she and her smelly armpit got off... and at orchard... the other guy... remember the cute butt one? got off too... peace at last i tot... so i closed my eyes to take a rest... at somerset... this was wat i heard... "es-skew meee!!! es-skew meee!!! thank you ah..." at that point of time... i felt something pressing strongly right below my neck... opened my eyes to take a look... u wun believe wat it was... it's a pair of humongous boobs... they were sticking into me... i could hardly breathe man... and yes... the lady was only slightly smaller than the gal in date movie... i mean please lah... if u small small size u squeeze in also nvrmd... the guys happier still.... but wah lao... dun wanna say anything le... so i was like... "excuse me... do u mind..." she looked for awhile and said... "sor-nee ah..." den she turned around... not without LOTS of difficulty... her back faced me... what the f**k... this time her huge ass was sticking into my pelvic area... arghhhh... i give up... when i finally reached raffles place... i was the first one to squeeze out man...

in case u guys were wondering where my position was... it was at the side of one of the doors... on the side where the doors open most of the time... bad position... dun ever stand there... u experience all kind of pple who move into the train...

ok lah... think shall end here... got work to do... boss not around... haha...

:) cheers (:

xo/- 9:02 AM
Pertie :)

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